Call me naive, but someone give me a hand with this one.
Do you fuck your girlfriend with a melting chocolate imitation
of your gnarled cock, eat the facsimile of your phallus and then have
nothing to fuck with, or do you stick it in quickly then eat the
soiled sweet? Really, who needs this sort of thing in
their lives?
Probably the same people who think a great anniversary or Valentine's Day gift is a rubber facsimile of vagina lips. "Happy Valentine's Day honey, enjoy a mold of my pussy made into a scented candle so you can watch my snatch slowly melt and burn!" Maybe I am a sheltered guy, but I would be pretty freaked out by that.
yup. me too. burning gash on the mantelpiece is a bit off key...
Posted by: | 20/11/2008 at 13:55
scented candles are gay.
Posted by: | 20/11/2008 at 14:44
Both of these were in the tidbits years ago.
Posted by: | 20/11/2008 at 14:46
that cloned clunge has loads of warts
Posted by: sebs | 20/11/2008 at 15:28
yeah but it's safe, fun and easy!
Posted by: | 22/11/2008 at 18:39
does the scented minge have an authentic smell???
Posted by: louder | 23/11/2008 at 17:47
bow thats nice very cool
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