We get sent a lot of free condoms here at Vice. It's pretty good because it saves us having to go to Boots to buy some off a woman in a hijab whose facial expression during the whole ordeal is 50 per cent mortified and embarrassed, and 50 per cent like she is picturing your body slowly burning in hell as you scream for the excrutiating pain to end. But today we got sent some condoms that were just not cool. I mean seriously not OK. We got sent condoms with "baby food" written on the front, which means they are baby food flavoured condoms, which means they are condoms that encourage babies to give you blow jobs. That is disgusting and totally illegal. In celebration of Guy Fawkes Night we will be strapping this packet of depraved paedophilia aids to a massive Roman candle and watching it explode into a million pieces in the sky over London.