The original game was released in 2006, to a bunch of awesome negative reviews - the most professional of which focussed on how shit the game was. But there was plenty of other stuff to hate - the "convert or kill" approach to winning a level. The fact that women aren't allowed to do much except sing and pray. One level involves walking past a man playing an electric guitar. If you don't pray, you lose yourself to evil and the Antichrist wins. How awesome is being a Christian?
Keep 'em coming, Left Behind - and don't blame us when your children are bored enough to find Slipknot entertaining.