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if poppy has no job because some polak nicked it from her then why does she bother spending the little money she has on stupid looking glasses?

Poppy should give Peter Sellers back his face.

1X4 YOLANDA

Everybody hates everybody. That's cute!

Cartier Bresson

hate nationalism.

Dale DeLay

Eleanor: I agree that English people are lame, but they have a right to Saint Patrick, what with him being British and all. And "slaying a dragon" is far superior to "chasing snakes".

I think Austrailians are the lamest, because they are a weak ex-colony of Brits. Sorry, mates.

John

he's sick of the Swiss!

cheese

i would like to spray a load on poppy's glasses!

surprised

That no one mentioned pretentious Asians, since they're like the "it" tool these days. White people always say they're beautiful.

I actually know Eleanor. Er, I used to when I lived in Cambridge. I really fancied her but got nowhere. The high-point of the relationship was when she professed an admiration for my trainers. It was downhill from there on.

And I borrowed her phone once. (It was in 2000, maybe I should move on.)

And I borrowed her phone once. (It was in 2000, maybe I should move on.)

who's the homofag

who's the homofag that asks these questions? How many cocks can you fit in your mouth at once, interviewer? CAN YOU BORE PEOPLE MORE WITH YOUR FUCKSTICK FOLLOWUP QUESTIONS?

'I don't like dickheads because they're better than me'

'So you don't like them because they're better than you?'

fuck you are so gay


fuck


it kills me how gay you are


Matei C

Poppy seems like a proper bellend. I would probably hate to be within 3 metres of her.

FUCK YOU ELEANOR! You know who I hate? the fucking Irish! A country that defines itself by drinking! You can hear an Irish person in a bar a mile away being drunk and obnoxious chatting to girls because they think "hurr-de-gurdy look at me oive gat ahl de churm ov de irish and we're aaahhhlll such bag drankers" and if you want to talk about people who have no claim to St. Pat's but still celebrate it, day how about the Americans?
internet fucking argument

Wolf359

If Vice readers were a race, I would hate them.

Jim

Cant believe no one said South Africa, they're all cunts. And if you think about it English people really aren't that bad, what have they done except work hard?

Albumental

What a fucking hateful little article.

Jesus is this the extent of your journalistic skill?

Racist baiting?

It's not ironic or witty, it's just Nathan Barley-esque dumbo-twattishness masquerading as controversy.

Gino Ginelli

HOW IS EVERYONE OVERLOOKING THE ANTIPODEAN THREAT?

London is awash with Australians (and South Africans) treating London like a theme park. They're creating cultural vacuum bubbles all around our city - Australians fly to the other side of the planet only to demand and pay for goods and services that remind them of their LCD culturally vacuous homeland - due to supply and demand, people will provide these in place of that which is of indigenous interest and cultural integrity. We become Australia. LCD.

FUCK WALKABOUT, FUCK SHIT FLAG-RIDDEN PUBS, FUCK CLAPHAM, FUCK SHEPHERDS BUSH, FUCK BACKPACKERS, FUCK BREAKBEAT, FUCK FOSTERS BEER, FUCK BAD CONVERSATION, FUCK STATEMENTS THAT SOUND LIKE QUESTIONS, FUCK SUGGESTIONS FROM SOMEONE WHO JUST TURNED UP HERE TWO MINUTES AGO, FUCK TNT NEWSPAPER, FUCK GUMTREE, FUCK UNFOUNDED SELF-RITEOUSNESS, FUCK AUSTRALIA.

AmiBambini

Gino Ginelli - you've just been dumped by some sassy aussie chick huh? And from the looks of your in-depth cultural knowledge of oz, maybe you were so into her that you could almost taste the salty air of a bright, beach side existence beside her having escaped these grey streets by marrying her (naturally) tanned arse. All those tedious, beery nights in Clapham listening to the loud honking of her meat head mates with bad hair, wasted. Ha ha, sucks to be you!

Gino Ginelli

Gino Ginelli doesn't go out with Australians. I'm not saying London is perfect by any means, i'm just saying that it's much worse than it should be as a result of the presence of Australians. Please elaborate on this alleged Australian culture... I'm fascinated!

Tim

It's true. Aussies and Saffers have fucked up a lot of South London. Them and the Yuppies.

Stephen A. Murphy

I hate Italian Americans. Goddam ice cream selling greasy greaseball dago wops. I think America should place the entire eyetie population on Madagascar and napalm the entire island until it looks like the moon.

They're just so proud of themselves.

paddym

Somalians are the scum of the fucking earth. So are Australians. Vice Australia suck the biggest cocks....

paddym

Somalians are the scum of the fucking earth. So are Australians. Vice Australia suck the biggest cocks....

paddym

Somalians are the scum of the fucking earth. So are Australians. Vice Australia suck the biggest cocks....

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