MEMPHIS - EXCLUSIVES

In the world of local-news reporting there is no juicier, more delicious, right-within-biting-range-r carrot than getting an exclusive. It shows that you're ahead of the pack, that you're a real journalist, not just some olive-suited shlub driving around in a van with a police scanner, but someone who can dig deep into the tangled fabric of society and wrest the truth from its murky surroundings. Sometimes, however, it just shows that you are a chronic masturbator. PS: We'd cut the reporter in the below footage a little slack if he didn't have one of the horniest faces we'd seen since this guy. Seriously though, right? It's not just us here, is it?

Comments

[fuck!]

where was this woman when i was six?

[Alfie]

I'm a Baptist minister, and I don't know what to say.

[a]

I've watched this twice now and so far the ads at the beginning have been for a) a children's charity featuring creepy black kids with no eyes and, b) a furniture store in which prospective mattress buyers fake orgasms.

Good work, Action 5.

[Fritz Sheize]

You yanks are so uptight... Never seen a twat??

[elZaphod]

"I tracked down her house and I believe she may have struck again". What was edited out was his followup statement- "This time she appears to have been fellating a man bearing a resemblance to a well-known local reporter."

[reuben]

Some kids are headbanging in the park at the end of the clip.

[DeFalco]

That chick is smoking!! She looks freaking hot even with the black bar and huge black dot covering her up!

[DeFalco]

That chick is smoking!! She looks freaking hot even with the black bar and a huge black dot covering her up!!!

[Julio Inglesias]

that reporter looks just like Rocco.

[Rev. Beat Guts!]

foxyjacky.com

she's from a site called foxyjacky.com