David Cameron can't help, Gordon Brown can't help, even Richard Blackwood can't help. So who can help stop this knife crime epidemic that is terrorising our country? Well, one man has decided to single-handedly take on the responsibility of this broken, debilitated society that we live in. And that man is Bombhead from Hollyoaks. Enlisting the help of his gormless mate, the "actor" has penned a touching ditty (above) to inspire teenagers not to stab each other. It's strangely addictive, just like knife crime, in fact.
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i had to stop the video due to the cringeing it induced.... Maybe this is in fact the tactic being employed here.... cringe people into submission?
Ah well, at least they are trying.
Posted by: bombhead hater. | 28/08/2008 at 14:29
THIS CANNOT BE REAL
Posted by: Peter | 28/08/2008 at 15:00
can i please stab the composer?
Posted by: tony swisstopher | 28/08/2008 at 15:02
look at 1.11 - the way otway is rocking and staring at the northerner. its creepy.
Posted by: cyril | 28/08/2008 at 15:23
Errr. You knew he was called Otway...??! Doood, that shit's wrong!
Posted by: CJ | 28/08/2008 at 15:33
maybe he knew the guy is called otway becasue his name comes up on the video. doood, that shit's called reading.
Posted by: er | 28/08/2008 at 15:58
Yay bombhead
Posted by: Will | 28/08/2008 at 16:22
Oh man. Why did I never realise? That's it no more knives for me! No no!
Posted by: total trash | 28/08/2008 at 16:37
who's coming up to chester to shank these fassy holes!?
Posted by: badman | 28/08/2008 at 19:20
At least someone is doing something positive to help stop our rotting society! Maybe u would all have diferent opinions if someone close to you was injured or killed by a knife!
Posted by: Sammy B | 28/08/2008 at 19:21
Good on ya Bombhead
Posted by: Bad Man Willis | 28/08/2008 at 19:26
knife, gun, punch, kick, frying pan, 12" rubber cock! its the lost bastards who took it upon themselves to take someones life that commited the crime. if anyone had any sense you would stop calling it knife crime and realise its just bored kids wanting action and drama like they hear and see.
brad pitt needs a cock up his ass and 50pence needs to listen to bob marley.
Posted by: carlosky | 28/08/2008 at 21:42
Betcha they get stabbed now with their shitty good for fuck all song.
Kisses
Posted by: nafen | 28/08/2008 at 23:08
I LOVE PRANCEHALL.
Posted by: | 28/08/2008 at 23:14
I looked at the Richard Blackwood link. It took more than 3 seconds to load, so I didn't bother. Also, shouldn't he be "former TV presenter and celebrity" Richard Blackwood? What is he teaching the lucky kids attending his seminars (and who's paying for them)? "Be like me and escape a lifetime of violence and unemployment by having a short-lived career on the peripherals of the UK 'entertainment' industry"?
Posted by: | 29/08/2008 at 00:53
And we're sending our love down a well.
Posted by: Maxaclese | 29/08/2008 at 02:48
As if they are even real people, didn't these two also feature on Xfactor, this time with an epic rendition of mysterious girl? I think so...
Posted by: | 02/09/2008 at 17:05
wat a fucking dick. dnt take out knifes bt do helium as a habitual drug?? is that the message?
Posted by: parksy | 02/09/2008 at 19:00