You think you're just going to bounce into your hairdressers chair, ask for a Rihanna cut and end up looking like this? Then you've got something else coming. More likely than not you will end up looking like Troi the Romulan over here. And the best thing anyone's going to say about your new look is going to be a redundant observation like, "Oh you cut your hair" which is just like when you go see your friends band but they suck so then afterwards instead of lying you say, "Hey! You guys just played a show!"