To accompany the first episode of Integrity's now legendary secret show at the Old Blue Last, here are a couple of bonus clips of the band's guitarist "Brewer". The first one features Brewer enjoying the company of a young lady backstage at a recent show on Integrity's current European tour with Converge. The second—shot the very next day—shows Brewer getting married to a completely different woman he met that day in Italy. Class act.
Part 2

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Posted by: fucking | 29/07/2008 at 17:13
that is some first class cumbagging.
Posted by: telly | 29/07/2008 at 17:17
crap, I meant to say "scumbagging" but I guess what I wrote works pretty well on its own.
Posted by: telly | 29/07/2008 at 17:17
hah cumbagging
Posted by: boz | 29/07/2008 at 17:54
HE AINT NORMAL!
Posted by: brewers dad | 29/07/2008 at 19:35
he aint normal.
Posted by: nate | 29/07/2008 at 19:36
GO GET EM' SON!
Posted by: Nick BREWER | 29/07/2008 at 19:36
I AM GETTIN REAL WEIRD!
Posted by: BREWER! | 29/07/2008 at 19:38
quit hogging all the beer BREWER
Posted by: Nick BREWER | 29/07/2008 at 19:40
brewer is a beer stealing cockblocker!
Posted by: all the bands on the tour with BREWER | 29/07/2008 at 19:42
sumthins wrong in me brain
Posted by: BREWER! | 29/07/2008 at 22:19
Oh god, I made it about halfway through the first video before I realized he wasn't pretending to jack off.
Posted by: sel | 29/07/2008 at 23:19
I'm an ordained minister of the ULC. (Go to www.themonastery.org and you can be too) Unfortunately unlike 14th century Europe it takes more than just a priest to pronounce you to be married. Maybe it's different in Italy, but here you need a licence with a whole bunch of signatures. (and in the good old days the priest had to watch you fuck your new wife for it to be official, not just watch you make out behind a bus)
Posted by: Father Huevos Rancheros | 30/07/2008 at 04:42
Wow that guy is such a badass. I mean who's ever slept with another chick before.
Except he didn't. And she was pretty fat.
Posted by: cockswain | 30/07/2008 at 08:50
ha that guy is fucking pathetic he has to wank infront of fat girls coz they wont even go near his dick.
Posted by: | 30/07/2008 at 14:01
That was very instructive piece..
Posted by: dripable | 24/10/2011 at 09:15