Yes, we all know, stories about penis thievery and ensuing mass hysteria in Africa are a dime a dozen. This one, however, caught our attention by virtue of its closing quote from Congolese phone-credit salesman and koro witness Alain Kalala: "It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny." That's what we call local color. Picture of Knoxville HC legends KoRo courtesy of google image search.
That's a pretty good excuse to pull when someone's disappointed with your junk: "Oh that? Yeah, usually it's huge, but I got touched by a sorceror the other day. It's OK though, they have him in custody."
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Posted by: ... | 24/04/2008 at 22:34
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Posted by: berman | 24/04/2008 at 22:41