Uncle Dirty is an 86-year-old former bodybuilder who spends his days watching TV, making model trains, and creating DIY porn. Oh, he also sews his own thongs, which he stuffs with various objects and parades on the beach (until the cops ask him to leave). Despite these disturbing antics, Uncle Dirty is really quite endearing, mainly due to his devotion to Auntie Alga, his 91-year-old, mentally handicapped wife. See photos.
 Alga is almost completely unintelligible. Uncle Dirty can understand her, but few other people can.
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 He has to hold his eye open to see in detail.
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This is what he would look like if he was a kid again. "I saw a guy on the beach with nipple rings... It looked quite manly."
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He told me to come take pictures of him vacuuming the floor in his thong. I'm not sure if he left these images on the television on purpose or if it was truly an accident. The images on the screen are videos of himself taken by himself.
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 There has always been a joke in my family about Uncle Dirty's "mysterious bulge" When asked about this Dirty assures me, "What you see is what I got!" |
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* See Uncle Dirty's photoblog in full. All photos © MIKE BELLEME |
i would love to spend a day hanging out with this guy. he's creepy but cute.
i want an Uncle Dirty in my family.
Posted by: creepy but cute | 08/03/2008 at 10:53
it could be goatse
goatse is dirty, indeed.
Posted by: muthafutha | 10/03/2008 at 00:47
and "what he's got" is too symmetrical to be a dick
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oh, btw, b3ta stole this from Vice.
Posted by: emilee | 13/03/2008 at 15:13
fuel for satan....
The wife was probably fine till' she met this fuck-up.
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Posted by: Sleep Disorder | 24/09/2009 at 21:38
I have no problem with "Uncle Dirty" Do whatever you want and walk around the beach or the park, I see it hurts anyone.
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Posted by: Hawk | 29/10/2009 at 23:05
I do believe this grandfather ate Viagra? lol
cute pics!
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Posted by: Force Factor | 08/11/2010 at 12:39
Is there anyone from here who thinks that he is sexy? I am going mad...
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Could you imagine him having sex? It would be really funny.
Posted by: Leansa With Acai | 15/11/2010 at 10:38
You are a woman. No matter your age. Tell me, honestly: Would you do sex with Uncle Dirty?
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NICE AND IMPRESSIVE.......
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