Here's some badass percussion aimed at drummers in prepubescent metal bands who hate The Man and whose mums just don't understand that 9pm is a totally bullshit bedtime. "Spikes and the blood red Anarchy symbol completes the ferocity of this eye-catching and ear splitting instrument," say the manufacturers. You can complement your Anarchy Cowbell with an Anarchy Wood Block, a "spike-riddled, ear-splitting synthetic wood block that looks as aggressive as you sound." Fuck you, world!
Everyone knows the call to arms of the Anarchist Revolution will be sounded by the cry of the people and the clank of the lone Anarchy Cowbell.
Posted by: | 18/02/2008 at 14:22
Anarchy cowbells? Man Vice totally sold out with this blog post.
Posted by: doye | 18/02/2008 at 17:20
Doye! Are you really that dumb?
Posted by: Sold out? | 18/02/2008 at 17:50
mmmm clanky clank a clank
Posted by: tom | 18/02/2008 at 20:07
I guess so.
Sell out.
Posted by: doye | 19/02/2008 at 09:27
What is it with the haters mantra of 'sell outs'? I'm not sure if you're being clever and ironic with that comment Doye - otherwise it seems a bit of a weird thing to bother posting?
If you're joking then I doff my hat, however I doubt you are.
Posted by: sell out | 19/02/2008 at 13:00
I got one of these things and it suuuuucks! It cost me like fifty bucks and it didn't even match the band aesthetic . . . hella . . . lame.
Posted by: Dooooood | 20/02/2008 at 08:19
Fuck the cowbell, did anyone see the fucking Sex Pistols one piece baby outfit? Nothing says punk like your retarded eight month old!
Posted by: J | 20/02/2008 at 15:13
"BUT MOM! You pwomised you'd buy me the Anarchy Cowbell! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!"
Posted by: Cuthbert | 23/02/2008 at 19:49