Hey Vice!
YOUR WEBSITE IS FUCKIN SHIT! I find the funniest thing about you is that you're too scared to take open criticism. I noticed the lack of any comment or interactive features on your site. This is regarding your DJ article which I think is a load of bullshit. I would suggest opening up a comment box for that article and see how many people disagree with you. Better yet, find a new hobby because you and your employees obviously suck at making websites and covering the facts about topics.
Good day, and fuck you,
MARKOS POLYDOROU
In case you're confused, Markos is talking about this article, which our current managing editor wrote four years ago about how DJing is an overblown cinch. We took down its comment section because, within about a week of the article posting on the site, it was filled with so many death threats against the author and paragraphs-long justifications of why DJing is important from aggrieved disc jockeys worldwide (although mostly from the Mediterranean), that it was making the rest of our site run like it was stoned. In fact, we even wrote about how hilarious and stupid the whole ordeal was in our Hate Issue. You can read that article here (incidentally, we just checked its comments and it's full of spam. Thanks again, internet). Anyways, we just thought it was a laff that four years and about a bazillion articles down the road, there are still Europeans out there incensed that we would dare refer to the art of operating two record players/iPods as easy. And that it makes our Greek DJ friend's claim that we're the ones "too scared to take criticism" just the teensiest bit ironic.
PS: Thank you to whoever posted the link to this video in the comments. It's as if they figured out how to film the inside of our brains while we were looking at Steve Aoki next to a mirror.
DJing is lame. Just play music and stop with the scratching. It doesn't even sound good.
Posted by: Wha?? | 12/02/2008 at 18:12
two toddlers dj'd the warner bros grammy after party.
http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3518
Posted by: giant gays | 12/02/2008 at 21:00
Those are toddlers? They look like everyone in hip-hop to me.
Posted by: Jetpack | 12/02/2008 at 23:11
yep, anorexic toddlers.
Posted by: mike | 13/02/2008 at 04:24
greeks are only good at two things:
growing olives and touching little boys
Posted by: pablo | 13/02/2008 at 05:06
I don't know you guys, I think this guy has a point.
Sincerely,
No He Doesn't
Posted by: B | 13/02/2008 at 11:23
Crap - now what will I do with this Misshapes Jansport backpack?
Posted by: Eli! | 13/02/2008 at 17:29
Yeha this guys right when are yuou guys going to get a comments box?
Posted by: asdf | 14/02/2008 at 00:33
MARKOS POLYDOROU...this guy is a douche bag. I read the story and it is the funniest shit I have ever read. DJing is for loser. I listen to real music. Shit that sounds good, you know what that is? Music that isn't drown out by other noises in order to sound good.
Posted by: vcon | 15/02/2008 at 07:58
Those kids suck and can't DJ worth shit!
Fuck all of you,
MARKOS POLYDOROU
Posted by: Markos Polydorou | 15/02/2008 at 19:14
GIVE HUR BACK!
Posted by: Doafag | 27/02/2008 at 16:54
Challah back!
http://www.myspace.com/thechallahbackgirls
Posted by: The Challah | 09/07/2008 at 10:44