I don't have a girlfriend so sometimes I do things that the happily "coupled" may not understand like type "vagina" into ebay. Two weeks ago I did just that and stumbled across this cigar shaped herbal product that claims to be able to (on insertion) tighten your vagina and clear up any nasty yeast infections or anything else unsavory you may have going on downstairs. I unthinkingly hit the buy now option and two weeks later I get a suspect looking package on my desk.
The shipping address was from somewhere in Malaysia and on opening it I discovered what looked like a gift wrapped box of chocolates and strangely enough a sachet of instant dried coffee. The chocolates turned out to be the beautifully crafted vagina stick and I think the coffee was including to make it look a little less suspsicous in case of someone accidentally intercepting it. There were also some detailed instructions for use (see below) and a warning guide that basically amounted to "keep away from children." No... shit.
I'm still single and until I have a vagina to test this on it will just sit redundant on my desk awaiting my loose-holed Cinderella. Maybe that's you? Please contact me through our website and we can go for coffee.
Jonathan West
if you search for penis on ebay, you discover that you can buy badger penis bones: "the mountainman's toothpick"
Posted by: Dooooood | 27/02/2008 at 05:05
Does that story end with you becoming a mountain man?
Posted by: Eli! | 27/02/2008 at 05:49
who are these people who find excessive vaginal "white discharge" repulsive?
never heard of the breed.
Posted by: | 27/02/2008 at 11:22
Test it on your ass?
Posted by: jim | 27/02/2008 at 12:04
good for you australia. promote this guy asap please.
Posted by: google | 27/02/2008 at 22:27
http://cgi.ebay.com/Manjakani-Vaginal-Tightening-Gel-4-Tight-Vagina-20g_W0QQitemZ140209287381QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item140209287381
maybe there's a lot of prostitution in malaysia or something.
Posted by: luce | 28/02/2008 at 02:20
http://cgi.ebay.com/CHINA-SHRINK-VAGINAL-TIGHTENING-TIGHT-VAGINA-CREAM-5_W0QQitemZ200203226891QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item200203226891
Posted by: CHINK SHRINK | 28/02/2008 at 02:25
You may not have a vagina, but look in the mirror...theres your cunt.
sorry...uncalled for. x
Posted by: django | 26/03/2008 at 16:50
LMAO
Posted by: Mego | 26/07/2008 at 19:58
Interest? You may visit our site. we sell it, only start from US$5. the black color is more stronger effect than white.
Posted by: Putri Gurah | 28/08/2008 at 22:23
Interest? You may visit http://vaginaherbalstick.co.cc. we sell it, only start from US$5. the black color is more stronger effect than white.
Posted by: Putri Gurah | 28/08/2008 at 22:25
iwant to buy this stik can u tell me how to order?
Posted by: mariyam | 04/12/2009 at 10:29
Sell it? Then ask for a review
Posted by: Vaginal Tightening Creams | 14/12/2010 at 14:20
I'm still single and until I have a vagina to test this on it will just sit redundant on my desk awaiting my loose-holed Cinderella.
LOL, that was great. Anyway, what happened to your vaginal tightening stick? Sold, tested, found your beautiful Cinderella with a loose vagina? :)
Posted by: vaginal tightening creams | 15/08/2011 at 12:36
"I'm still single and until I have a vagina to test this on it will just sit redundant on my desk awaiting my loose-holed Cinderella."
LOL, that was great. Anyway, what happened to your vaginal tightening stick? Sold, tested, found your beautiful Cinderella with a loose vagina? :)
Posted by: vaginal tightening creams | 15/08/2011 at 12:39