LONDON - TERENCE KOH'S ARTISTIC BONER

Oops. We got so caught up with talking to Jordan McKenzie about all the hubbub over his jizz-paintings yesterday, that we forgot to mention the equally shocking public shock over our pal Terence Koh's recent sculpture of Jesus with a raging hard on. In addition to the usual run of "clever headlines" in the tabloid pres (this one's not quite so clever, but is technically true), Terence has also been on the receiving end of a barrage of email from some well-meaning Christians offering a little constructive criticism of his work. You can read a pair of the best below.

Subject: Baltic Centre for Contemporary Art
Date: January 13, 2008 10:23:11 AM EST

I had the great misfortune of having to see the Zabludowicz Collection at the Baltic Centre yesterday when a number of us - mainly Catholics - met to object to the blasphemous & pornographic image on show there. I viewed the pieces unwillingly but it was necessary so that I could raise my concerns with both the officials of the centre & with the police.

Apart from the fact that, in my opinion, none of the works in the collection show any merit whatsoever, I found it particularly offensive that your depiction of Jesus Christ with an erect penis should be based on a statue of the Sacred Heart of Jesus which holds a place of special sanctity within our religion. Not only that but it seems as if you have simply copied an existing statue of the Sacred Heart & added the monstrosity as an afterthought. I wonder whether such an action might infringe on someone's copyright? You have no need to worry about someone infringing your copyright as, quite frankly, you have produced absolutely nothing worth copying.

It is said that you are Chinese & no doubt in the fullness of time that inhuman regime, which you appear to support, will reward you with some base honour - perhaps 'Hero of Pornography'? - for carrying out their avowed intent to remove all religion.

Many of us will continue to pray for you, the owner of the collection (who must have more money than sense) & the misguided officials of the Baltic Centre for allowing such disgusting images to be publicly displayed.

Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam
David O'Neill

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Date: January 13, 2008 10:41:47 PM EST
Subject: TERENCE KOH! turn to God and ask for forgiveness of your sins, if you do not then Hell is where you will go when you die and it will last for eternity

Dear Mr Koh

I went onto your website after hearing about your sculpture of Jesus Christ the Holy Son of God and I shouldn’t be surprised from what I saw, pornographic muck, what sort of a mind do you have? This is not art it is filth how do you dare vilify the Holy son of God! Jesus who was perfect love came to earth and died for your sins Mr Koh. I will pray that you will repent and ask God to forgive your sins.

“For GOD so loved TERENCE KOH that HE gave his only begotten SON, that if TERENCE KOH Believeth in HIM, TERENCE KOH shall not perish but have everlasting life”  John 3 v 16.

Even you can be forgiven if you but turn to God and ask for forgiveness of your sins, if you do not then Hell is where you will go when you die and it will last for eternity turn now to the one you have vilified and be saved before it is too late.

Yours in Jesus Christ
Margaret

Comments

[athiest peace]

ahahahaa stupid christians

[chris]

other than her first paragraph, i think margaret just transcribed james brown's sermon in the blues brothers and pasted it in. doesn't work so well on paper, babe.

[That Dude, That Got What You Need...]

The fact that Jesus was well hung is the only reason there's Christianity today.

[Eli!]

If not caring about this were black inches, I'd be Lexington Steele.

[hm]

So in regards to the first letter, I particularly liked "misfortune of having to see" and "I viewed the pieces unwillingly but it was necessary so that I could raise my concerns..." do you sodomise altar boys too so you can PROPERLY report atrocities to the authorities? Get giant wanged.

[Jetpack]

Well, at least they're able to more eloquently convey their convictions than "ahahahaa stupid christians."

[Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed]

Making fun of Christians is for fucking pussies. Lets see some sculptures of Mohammed with a boner!

[Jesus Christ]

My dick isn't that big ladies.

I love it!

[Erin O'Malley]

whatever terence koh does is scandalous

he is scandal

[truth]

Boooorrrrinnnggg. I hate art that is shocking just to be shocking. I can't wait for this guy to fade away. Has he ever done anything of merit? modern art is terrible.

[tristan gowan]

i've seen him before and it was good

[Laryssa]

I don't even know what to say, this made things so much eiaesr!

[Bita]

Just like to say a big thank-you to the lovely owner of the Pulp Juice Bar .her name is apple which is just prefect for her line of business! she was so nice and helpful when I staggered in with a serious case of the s***s! I had been next door to see the doctor for some cure but came out instead with enough tablets to start my own pharmacy!!! which I still might do! anyway luckily for me I caught sight of the juice bar and inside this lovely little shop I met the gorgous apple who suggested I drink a pure apple juice with a little bit of water to settle the stomach and you know what it worked amazing a 40 baht drink did the trick and I'm now trying to offload my 1500baht's worth of tablets any one want any antibioctics?