With all the amateur paparazzi stalking C-list celebrities from their semi-luxe hotels to colonic cleanse appointments and back, Film Fest week in Toronto can get pretty fucking unbelievable. But—as VICE, CKIN2U, and Rimmel London discovered last Friday night—there’s only one sure-fire way to totally bring back reality. First, mix the finer taste of free booze with babes of both sexes, some sweat and a little bit of blood. Then, enlist the powers of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs to fiendishly pound out two hours worth of brain-bashing tunes. Finally, stuff all these highly explosive elements into a place of worship like the Berkley Church and witness the blinding fire display of real-deal fun that shall forever be known as the legendary Festival Ball. And if you’ve already missed the party, skip ahead to step two and get your requisite dose of harsh reality at the next Heavy Metal In Baghdad screening (keep checking here).