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Did you see our street poll about the best ways to prevent premature ejaculation? Every guy's got a game plan. We thought we'd open up this scientific survey to you fellas. How do you keep your spunk in the cum gun? Answers here.
18/09/2007 in Debate, Past issues revisited, Science | Permalink
I count my thrusts.
I'm nearly in double figures.
18/09/2007 at 19:13
If you jerk off in the morning or before you go out for the night is no problem, be careful you don't do it too much or else you'll be having four hours of sex which can get fucking boring after the first two. By the time you cum its going to be as hot as molten steel.
Jimmy Reed |
18/09/2007 at 19:20
i think of porn nothings more offensive then hot jizz on a girls f--ahhhhh damn. Fuck!!!!
well i guess i think of the race i like least having sex with the women im with. So usually its a cross between a white guy and a black guy it keeps me on my toes.
Nothings more depressing then someone enjoying the girl ur with more than you.
18/09/2007 at 19:23
I think of my Mommy. It's weird but it works. Try it!
18/09/2007 at 19:52
if anyone wants a real method, try clenching your leg muscles, or muscles anywhere in your body other than your cock. the reasoning is that this takes blood away from your crotch, thereby making it hard for your penis to make that metaphysically indiscernible bridge from 'aroused' to 'spraying its load to your embarrassment'
18/09/2007 at 20:04
I think about the woman, and her feelings, and making sure she is in full enjoyment, and that way I forget about my own thus prolonging my ejaculation. Then I cum all in her ear.
18/09/2007 at 20:06
I make her wear a mexican wrestler's mask and jam a churro up my butt.
18/09/2007 at 20:07
If I am about to bust I just take it out and squeeze the tip almost until blood comes out. Trrrust
chocolate pain |
18/09/2007 at 20:31
man I just let it happen, fuck it I'm coming when I come. Means I feel good. Rest and come again (pun intended) after a few minutes
18/09/2007 at 21:23
How about not being a pussy?
Dick Tracy |
18/09/2007 at 21:23
i like to say "stop!" and shove her on the floor and then i start crying, imagining dead children. it messes up the mood, but prevents it well.
bizzy blown |
18/09/2007 at 21:25
i never sell the wine before its time.
18/09/2007 at 21:31
18/09/2007 at 21:42
How about not being a skinny, girly little hipster with no muscle tone? Real men who dont starve themselves and wear girls jeans should never have this problem.
18/09/2007 at 21:50
I say "this first one's gonna be quick. you're so fucking hot." That makes them feel good in their heart. Then I throw milk ropes after like two dips and say "told you so." Then I eat pussy till I'm hard again. So on an so forth till she gets calloused.
Ted Pennington |
18/09/2007 at 23:16
Mister Pennington's method is the only way to go. I would 100% rather the dude come in two seconds, eat me out, and then be ready to go again than all this "I picture putrescent corpses and my mother" bullshit. I had no idea this was so widespread! (har har) That's gross fucking, and fucking gross.
19/09/2007 at 00:32
If I get the perfect amount of drunk, I fuck like super man. Sober, however, is a different story. More often than not, I'll go too fast, and then I go Mister Pennington's route. The only problem with that one is actually being able to get horny again. So yeah, I get drunk everynight. There's excercises that I've tried in the past(such as when you go piss, cut off the stream a few times at 6-8 second intervals) that strengthens your fuck muscles; that actually worked pretty well, I just wasn't disciplined enough to do it all the time.
Jon Bray |
19/09/2007 at 03:04
I do a variation of Pennington. To start off with i feel her up, talk dirty and eat her out for an hour until steam starts to shoot out the pussoir and she's ready to pop and then i do the old switcheroo and slip it in for 5 stabs and boom... emissions from all parties. So i dont need to clamp my dong at all.
19/09/2007 at 03:33
I just think about baseball for a moment. I assumed that's what everybody did.
19/09/2007 at 03:56
this is a bullshit question, because if its a girl you don't know that well she probably made you wear a condom, in which case it takes forever no matter what you do. if she didnt make you wear a condom that means shes down with whatever, so just shoot a load, think about how cool she was for not making you wear a condom, then in ten minutes just rail her til she literally pees
19/09/2007 at 04:51
I think of my girlfriend, and the astonished look on her face when she catches me bangin the other girl.
19/09/2007 at 05:50
unloading within a couple hours to a day of having sex actually increases the girls risk of getting pregnant cus a small percentage of the cum stays in you. best chances are to not cum for awhile.. or pull the fuck out
19/09/2007 at 08:00
may take the cake, but i sing the oscar mayer weiner song to keep from
busting a nut.
either that or take me out to the ball game.
works like a charm
19/09/2007 at 09:43
How do you give a girl an orgasm?
19/09/2007 at 11:08
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