Hot Chicks with Douchebags shoots itself in the foot. We understand that the name of the site involves the word douchebag, and a light peppering would be understandable, but there's no need to bukkake us with it: douche accoutrement, douchewank, can of theological douche-worms, douchestrological rank, douche echo, douche-lips, uberdouchosity... Whoa guy, we get it. What is it with jocks and killing jokes?
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DOM TUNON
He doesn't even use "Douche Chills"
Posted by: dork | 28/09/2007 at 17:20
jockness is the new punk, everyone picks on 'em.
Posted by: ®© | 28/09/2007 at 17:56
Yeah, I'm going all Jocky, Oakley Blades, lines shaved into my hair, roids, moussed up spikes, and that whole aggressive attitude peppered with homophobia/homoeroticness... FUCKYEAH BITCH!!HOOT HOOT!!!
Posted by: JOCKO | 28/09/2007 at 19:32
The Chicks are douchebags too
Posted by: dirty larry | 28/09/2007 at 19:49
sorry to come across all british an shit but what the fuck is a douche?
Posted by: shocked middle class westerner | 28/09/2007 at 19:54
Go to the website and you will soon learn what a douche is. And as for his use or overuse of the word, why do you even care??????? This site is still funny. Christ!
Posted by: < | 28/09/2007 at 20:16
Maybe the writer of this column is such a hater because Hot Chicks With Dooche Bags is funnier then Vices Dos & Donts.
Instead of writing about how these people suck maybe you should write funnier jokes for your publications. For shame, Vice.
VICE you ain't as funny as you used to be. The secret is out.
Posted by: Mr. X | 28/09/2007 at 20:31
OUCH!
Posted by: UncleDaddy | 28/09/2007 at 21:34
Actually neither one is funny....
Posted by: UncleDaddy | 28/09/2007 at 21:37
i really liked this site
Posted by: you know some guy | 28/09/2007 at 22:37
thing is, all these girls are douchebags as well
Posted by: . | 29/09/2007 at 00:34
i dont want to hear it anymore, i used the 'd' word the other day and felt like a little girl who copies what they think cool people say. never again.
Posted by: noyes | 29/09/2007 at 01:01
the guy is trying so hard to be funny he makes me embarrassed to be a human.
we suck.
Posted by: noyes | 29/09/2007 at 01:07
Which one's are the chicks and which one's are the douchebags?
Posted by: Dorian | 29/09/2007 at 02:49
They all look like douches to me.
Posted by: zombie_flesh_tastes_best | 29/09/2007 at 03:37
-1 for Vice
Posted by: daniel | 29/09/2007 at 19:00
HAHAHA
the irony here is that this website doesn't even use half these words vice just made them up so so that they could drive them into the ground (so that they could then complain about websites "bukkake[ing] us with it")
nice try vice, but once again we beat you at your own game.
Vice 0 Us 1
Posted by: | 29/09/2007 at 19:09
we work shitty jobs. vice doesn't
vice millions us 1
Posted by: | 29/09/2007 at 20:21
Yeah, it's been said, but anyone who pines after these "hot chicks" HAS ISSUES.
it's dude who HATES frat boys but absolutely loves sorority girls. fucking pathetic!
Posted by: comic book assguy | 30/09/2007 at 19:53
VICE is pissed because they didn't think of it first.
Posted by: rerun | 01/10/2007 at 00:30
I don't get it. Those chicks are all with the male equal of themselves. So if they think the guy is a douche then why don't they think the chick is too?!
Posted by: Marc | 01/10/2007 at 01:45
hahahahhaha
Posted by: Jim | 01/10/2007 at 07:12
Yep HCwDB is waaaay funnier than Vice. Ifyou hate it that much why feature it at all? Now it probably just means his comments thread will be jammed by the same hate-everything whinge-'bags who clog up this one. I have to admit I still visit this site once a week or so to read the dos and donts but Ive been forced to grudgingly admit that, like Hubba Bubba, Vice just aint what it used to be. Ive clung on for years longer than most of the people I enthusiastically introduced but it may be time to let this sick, blind puppy wander off into traffic.
Posted by: razz putin | 01/10/2007 at 12:43
dudes,
right said fred pwns.
Posted by: PBR | 01/10/2007 at 15:04
eh he could be douchier.
see ya at my favorite club, Le Douche.
Posted by: spencer pratt | 01/10/2007 at 16:13