Congratulations, Montreal. You are officially the number one Canadian destination for the pedophile vacationer. Thanks to Puellela.com—“a celebration of the splendor of little girls”—and their glowing review (AAAAA) of the upcoming La Fête des enfants de Montréal, it seems that you will be welcoming busloads of middle-aged balding short eyes who just couldn’t wait for the next generation of “Les Filles du Roi” to attain that perfectly legal courting age—7. Uh, 11. Wait a second … 15?
Now, before calling in the noose, you should really hear what these wholesome, LG-watching heterosexual males have to say for themselves: “Nothing can compare to the beauty of a little girl’s smile, to the sound of her laugh, to the smell of her hair or the velvet touch of her hands.” Or, these impassioned words from Puellela pedo-philosopher Lindsay Ashford: “I have decided that part of my freedom of speech and expression is the right to view and display graphic child porn images of children flagrantly exposing their flesh!”
WT Fucking Eff?! Parents of Montreal wristag your little girl, disguise her as a geriatric midget and hope, hope, hope it’s just another sunny Sunday. Otherwise, happy festival-going, we guess.