Congratulations, Montreal. You are officially the number one Canadian destination for the pedophile vacationer. Thanks to Puellela.com—“a celebration of the splendor of little girls”—and their glowing review (AAAAA) of the upcoming La Fête des enfants de Montréal, it seems that you will be welcoming busloads of middle-aged balding short eyes who just couldn’t wait for the next generation of “Les Filles du Roi” to attain that perfectly legal courting age—7. Uh, 11. Wait a second … 15?
Now, before calling in the noose, you should really hear what these wholesome, LG-watching heterosexual males have to say for themselves: “Nothing can compare to the beauty of a little girl’s smile, to the sound of her laugh, to the smell of her hair or the velvet touch of her hands.” Or, these impassioned words from Puellela pedo-philosopher Lindsay Ashford: “I have decided that part of my freedom of speech and expression is the right to view and display graphic child porn images of children flagrantly exposing their flesh!”
WT Fucking Eff?! Parents of Montreal wristag your little girl, disguise her as a geriatric midget and hope, hope, hope it’s just another sunny Sunday. Otherwise, happy festival-going, we guess.
thank you for reminding me how many sick & disturbed people are out there, I was considering the prospect of having kids today
Posted by: puis-je vomir? | 15/08/2007 at 21:31
usually i be all like "stop snitchin" an shit but when i see this nasty rudeness i say "snitch away!! snitch these creepazoids hella!!"
Posted by: babyfacedrew | 15/08/2007 at 23:06
no wrong.
Posted by: jt | 15/08/2007 at 23:45
Uhmm,
Vice why do you know this info?
were you googling child porn or something? WTF is right how do you know about a party like this, unless maybe your thinking of attending
(barf)
Posted by: ya mama | 15/08/2007 at 23:51
ew
Posted by: .... | 16/08/2007 at 02:26
color me creeped out.
Posted by: nasal spray | 16/08/2007 at 02:36
Ha, ha, if you think that's bad, check out this site about middle aged women who are pro-child-love with LG's. It's called "Butterfly Kisses."
http://www.bkgirls.net/
Seriously, read some of the "personal stories." Shit, I thought Vice was edgy, this site blew my mind wide open.
Posted by: Scott Baio | 16/08/2007 at 06:40
you put the wrong url.
Posted by: tt | 16/08/2007 at 08:19
sick fuckin bastards, there is no worse crime IMO than to sexually abuse a child, it takes their whole life away. and they call it "sexual orientation" like they cant help it or something. FUCKIN DILLUSIONAL MOTHERFUCKERS, this kinda shit gets me so heated i wanna bash their brains in. someone hack this shit please
Posted by: tt | 16/08/2007 at 08:24
simmer down tt, this site is LG WATCH not LG RAPE
Posted by: J | 16/08/2007 at 08:58
that purple crowny guy looks hella creepy
Posted by: purple peddy eater | 16/08/2007 at 15:46
dude they're blowing my cover
Posted by: | 12/09/2007 at 21:38
i fucking love kids
note: the use of the work fucking here is meant to imply admiration, not to denote a sexual activity
Posted by: murmur | 09/12/2007 at 20:41
too bad i like to fuck geriatric midgets. It just sucks when you are nailing one and it Does turn out to be a 7 year old girl. pretty embarrassing.
Posted by: edwardthebear | 31/12/2007 at 05:39
Goes to show that most of you degenerates in this here forum are always ready to pounce and destroy anything that doesn't suit your cultural taste. We fear most what we don't understand. And how can we, when the first one we can have an intelligent and free conversation with is immediately ostracized or put to death? We will never have a scientific, unbiased conclusion on this for obvious reasons. Probably in a century or two from now, future people will just laugh at our fears and hypocrisy.
Posted by: | 17/07/2010 at 11:36