It's been a pretty disturbing week here at Vice HQ in London. On Monday, our new editorial guy James (who broke his ankle at a recent Fucked Up gig) got his cast taken off to reveal the leg of an obese, 80-year-old homeless woman had been hiding under there all along (click on the image over there to see just how fucking scaly and disgusting it is). Then, today, and most heinous of all, our events guy Jack came in with the most revolting, ridiculous haircut we have maybe ever seen. Click below to witness the horror for yourself.
WARNING: Some readers may need to sit down before they see this.
We know, it's pretty disgusting. Believe it or not, he paid someone to make him look like this. It's like he went into the barber shop with a list of the worst haircuts known to man and asked for all of them at once. There's the spiteful Swedish architect fringe (figure a.2), the sly Hasidic Jew sideburns (figure a.1), and to finsh up, the Legoland figurine reverse fringe (figure b.2) at the back. Oh and btw, that thing on his ear (figure b.1) isn't a tick or some kind of wart, it's a weird bar through his ear.