Now I’m sad. I mean, I was so excited. A solar-powered rainbow maker with a heart-shaped Swaraovski crystal? What part of that description doesn’t fill me with joy and wonder? When the package arrived, I tore it open like a kid on the eighth day of Chanukah (you get the biggest presents on the eighth day) and wham! The solar-powered panel fell right the fuck off. I guess it got cracked by some jerkface mailman. But not to be undone by misfortune, I Krazy-Glued it back on and suction-cupped it to my window and waited for the motor to start whirring and the rainbows to start rainbowing. The sun was shining as I held my hands clasped together in anticipation. But it was futile. I would have no rainbows today. Crushed, I pried it off my window and threw it out. Can you picture how utterly sad that image is? A rainbow machine—essentially a happiness machine—in the trash. God, I feel poopy.
MEG SNEED
: ( sorry, meg. Only an emoticon can express how this makes me feel.
Posted by: sar | 23/05/2007 at 21:53
this is VERY stupid
Posted by: fernando | 23/05/2007 at 22:29
pff, sorry "fernando."
Posted by: poops | 23/05/2007 at 22:47
Solar powered rainbow maker? Hang a crystal in your window and stop wasting your fucking money.
Posted by: j | 23/05/2007 at 23:09
Umm...
I have a unicorn horn and a cupid arrow for sale too.
step into my office you wealthy bitch.
Posted by: nikki9lives | 24/05/2007 at 15:38
i really want that playdoh rainbow. sigh. more like NEED.
Posted by: raymi | 24/05/2007 at 21:28
get another one in the Village
Posted by: Birdo | 24/05/2007 at 22:51
did amy write this??
she loves all that cute shit!
and i love her!
Posted by: boo bitch | 28/05/2007 at 09:09
hey meg, just wanted to chat w/ you regarding the name connection. if you get a chance email me. anthonysneed@gmail.com
thanks
Posted by: sneed | 21/06/2007 at 22:38