Internet dating used to be reserved for divorcees, pervs and lonely guys still living with their mom. Well times have changed - now everyone’s doing it. Even your grandma has figured out how to “internet you.” And admit that you met your current girlfriend on MySpace.
What do you think about us launching a Vice online dating service? If anything it’d be good for a laugh. Post your personal advert in the comments section. The best ones will win amazing prizes, like a goldfish in a bag.
i love feet fucking. any feet fuckers out there? call me.
0800- FUCKS-FEET
Posted by: | 15/03/2007 at 13:31
hello, im a really loveable fun gal. some people say that i havent had a boyfriend for ages cause i have issues and that i have a fear of penis'. if you want to spent time with me and find out if this is true, call
1-800-PENIPHOBIA
Posted by: sugar tits | 15/03/2007 at 13:37
amy whinehouse is into feet fucking
Posted by: jaimie | 15/03/2007 at 13:38
"Indie guy in tight jeans into dance-punk, Gondry and bumps on the wkends. Holla!"
Posted by: Seb | 15/03/2007 at 13:43
did you fuck her with your feet jaimie?
Posted by: | 15/03/2007 at 13:45
the Arab limousine driver's accent aint right. that video looks fake to me.
Posted by: ?? | 15/03/2007 at 14:28
VICE personals sound great to me! But instead of sending a "wink" or "poke" do we send over a "key-bump?"
Posted by: Ben | 15/03/2007 at 14:32
I am a 23 year old obsessive compulsive who can't sleep and makes too many lists.
Some people think I'm ok but when you really get to know me you will run.
If you know what song that lyric is taken from you are in with a shot.
Posted by: furball | 15/03/2007 at 14:37
i am an insecure alcoholic with an unhealthy obsession with food. interested?
Posted by: | 15/03/2007 at 14:50
find out about my penis
Posted by: nick | 15/03/2007 at 14:53
Awesome! Especially if you have a swingers site!!!!
Posted by: Vane$$a | 15/03/2007 at 15:02
i would go and eat steak and potatoes with "FRANK REF#8W61"...i think we all would cos we are all "steak and potatoes kinda guys"
Posted by: karasu | 15/03/2007 at 15:43
WHOOAAA!! strike that last comment. louie is the greatest. i m ean c'mon a jolly fat used car dealer who sweats into his eyes. how can any lady say no to that.
Posted by: karasu | 15/03/2007 at 15:46
i just wanna be loved
Posted by: | 15/03/2007 at 15:47
swf, divorced, two kids, likes candlelit dinners, horseback riding, and dvda
Posted by: davida | 15/03/2007 at 16:18
This video is a fake, besides the terrible acting there is another give away. Louie is the hypnotist from "The Office"
Posted by: HNasty | 15/03/2007 at 16:51
Go on, do a trendy version of adultfriendfinder.com
Posted by: lolzatron | 15/03/2007 at 17:23
boring people... we know its fake we dont care! well done your so clever for working out what everyone already knew.
Posted by: | 15/03/2007 at 17:41
yo, i, uh, skateboard and uh, shoot dope.
call it
847-302-1592
Posted by: bird brain | 15/03/2007 at 18:07
SMM (straight mexican male)
26 years old
still lives with parents (what a surprise)
Uses buddies houses for dates
No college (again, what a surprise)
Into white chicks
Uses VICE for one-liners and dissing other peoples musical taste
Msg me @ (323)842-9799
(Real phone)
No gays please
Posted by: rod | 15/03/2007 at 19:47
C'mon. Sticky's looking for love. She's a former model/champion gymnist. and she writes gud. giver her a look in, k?
-the spanks
Posted by: Spanky | 15/03/2007 at 19:50
seriously. see http://stickyandspanky.blogspot.com for deeetails.
Posted by: Spanky | 15/03/2007 at 19:51
ffs why not just launch a breakfast cereal while yr at it?
Posted by: pandad | 15/03/2007 at 21:35
www.myspace.com/eltonbong
Unattractive, socially retarded male seeks music lovers.
Posted by: elTon bOng | 15/03/2007 at 22:10
21/M/NYC, extremely good looking in a viking kinda way. tried to lose my overdue v-card to a pro on st marks, but after i discovered a crooked penis under her skirt i now suffer from crazy stage fright. prob need someone to hide under my desk while i look at porn, then sneakily put their vag on my dick while i'm not looking. after that, it'll be peaches n cream.
Posted by: viggo | 15/03/2007 at 22:15