Apparently now all it takes to create a documentary worthy of a premier at Sundance is a horse cock and a ruptured colon. Robinson Devor's Zoo is an examination of an Enumclaw man who took his love of all things equestrian straight to the grave, exposing a horse sex ring in the process...
This is coming from a guy whose first couple flicks were a noir parody about a Hollywood-crazed used car salesman and a dramatic look into the life of a Senegalese bike cop in Seattle.
So let's get this straight… a 45-year-old engineer for Boeing dies because of his penchant for a horse named "Bullseye," and this is the film we should all pretend to take seriously? The Sundance Kid may have finally found a crevice that bests a hole in the wall. While most people would prefer to watch the beheading of POWs in Iraq, feel free to help yourself to a sampling of what this chap was up to—just please make sure your stomach is empty. What's next, a MoMA exhibit where you can view the mutated genitals of African women through a microscope?
ouch
Posted by: bugs | 08/12/2006 at 21:32
what the hell is wrong with people.
Posted by: soulinite | 08/12/2006 at 22:12
The documentary isn't about this one incident. The cops in Enumclaw discovered that the guy was visiting a farm which was basically a whore house for people who practiced beastiality. I almost wish I hasn't looked this up, it's so sickening, but there were other animals used for those purposes on the propert (the cops mentioned chickens...ugh). A neighboring couple owned a horse and found out it was being used for sex, too, unbeknownst to them. Sick. And how does a place like this exist? The internet facilitated it. There will always be sick people, but the internet tells them it's ok, there are others just like you, etc. and here's a place where they'll let you do it. Apparrently the guy owned the horse in quesstion, stored him at this farm, and...alright, I'm done. I have to puke.
Anyone who actually watches this clip...I don't know, I think it's the same thing as people who watch faces of death, you're just garbage, human garbage. They say that everyone is equal...it's wrong. Those who click on that clip can consider themselves subhuman. Call me judgemental.
Posted by: yaha | 08/12/2006 at 22:49
you're judgemental
Posted by: ok | 08/12/2006 at 22:53
whats so wrong with love?
Posted by: loverbwoy | 08/12/2006 at 23:05
This is no worse than what gay people do.
Posted by: asdf | 08/12/2006 at 23:56
just when you thought you've seen everything....
Some people need serious help, imagine the wife trying to explain to the kids that dad died having sex with a horse....gag
Posted by: what | 09/12/2006 at 00:00
uh, you make it sound like the internet invented beastiality. "Donkey shows" have been around since forever practically, and not just in tijuana. At least this way the people are doing it because they actually want to rather than for the fucked-up entertainment of retarded drunks because they're really just that desperate. But YA, grossgrossgrossgrossgross!
Posted by: barf | 09/12/2006 at 02:42
If I'm not mistaken, this is the incident about which Dan Savage said "is there a bandana color for this?"
Posted by: Rodneyoscopy | 09/12/2006 at 03:26
This is as old as the internet...MAN FUCKED TO DEATH BY HORSE?!! *yawn*
Posted by: boring | 09/12/2006 at 03:47
why oh why oh why??....how low can you go...really...Why don't you just shit in a bag, write VICE on it, and send it out into the world. Oh wait, you just did!
Posted by: elTon bOng | 09/12/2006 at 07:22
i watched the clip, guess i'm subhuman
that's gross, ew
i can't imagine that feeling good... for the guy anyway
what was that on his balls?
Posted by: b | 09/12/2006 at 08:13
you know that deep down inside each and everyone of you there's a tiny little horsefucker that's just dying to try it.
Posted by: the voice of reason | 09/12/2006 at 09:05
I would not have believed that was physically possible if I had not just seen video of it. Hey, now I now what horse ejaculate look like! Thanks VICE!!!
Posted by: Vermeer | 09/12/2006 at 09:15
nature can be cruel
Posted by: PAula Abdul | 09/12/2006 at 11:17
Charmed, i'm sure
Posted by: Ron Mwangaguhunga | 09/12/2006 at 16:10
Its weird and disgusting, but they are doing no harm. I'd prefer to have a horse lover as a neighbor than a redneck with a loaded gun.
Posted by: Greydude | 09/12/2006 at 17:14
You'd rather have a horse "lover" as a neighbor? Why so you'd have a neighbor who shared your interests. Fuck animal cruelty- I'll take Jeff Foxworthy over Jeffrey Dahmer any day, thanks.
Posted by: Greydude is a horse's backstop | 09/12/2006 at 18:03
There's an irony that you chose the phrase "fuck animal cruelty"
I fail to see how it's cruel to the horse, I mean, the horse seemed to be having a pretty good time.
Posted by: Jade | 09/12/2006 at 19:09
man, every time some fucker gets caught having sex with an animal these days people act like he fucking invented it. know what? people been trying to fuck animals, rocks, the mud, their imaginary friends, the fourth dimension, for-fucking-ever. it is in our nature to be sexually unsatisfiable, and sometimes a wire gets loose in the programming up there and for some people, when they finally connect up with what it is their brain actually demands of them, it turns out to be a puppy. and you know what? big fucking deal. yeah, it sucks, for the puppy, but we do worse shit to animals so we can fucking have mcnuggets and i don't see people (outside of hippies) getting too worked up about that.
Posted by: petro | 09/12/2006 at 20:35
Wow. Gay horses. Who knew?
Posted by: Flicka | 09/12/2006 at 20:53
i fucked a rock one time
Posted by: dclooch | 09/12/2006 at 21:51
I would like to back in time and fuck myself as a child.
Posted by: Dorian | 10/12/2006 at 00:33
See this is what happens when society tells people that whatever you do is okay as long as it doesn't affect anyone around you. Just to make sure that people understand... this is man who is sexually attracted to horses... so much so that he is willing to allow and encourage what was meant to go into horse vaginas into his human poop chute. I'm sorry to inform everyone but there is such a thing as right and wrong... and this is wrong.
I agree with Yaha completely.
Posted by: Bill Paul | 10/12/2006 at 01:26
that clip was mild. I was definately expecting worse.
Posted by: whoevs | 10/12/2006 at 02:07