LONDON - URBAN FOX HUNTING

© News InternationalToday this photo of professional urban foxhunter Bruce Smith showing off his kills after one night in a London park has got the British press all in a tizzy. Cheating bastard has a night-vision sniper rifle ... In the ghetto you're only allowed to kill foxes with a cricket bat.

LONDON - KILL WHITEY

One-eyed, one-armed nutcase Abu Hamza has been sent down for seven years for inciting racial hatred and murder. Scotland Yard should've read our interview with Hamza 3 years ago, or our expose about the Islamic fundamentalist rappers.