Hello?

Little quiet. For those of you still kicking around this version of the site, we appreciate your dedication, but—and we mean this as an honest question, no offense or nuthin'—what are you still doing here? Reading the staff picks or something?

Obviously you're free to linger as long as you want, but we just want to make sure you know that there's a new version of the site you could be using, with all the same content as here and everything. If somehow you are too computerly unsavvy to figure out how to get there, here's a link. Just click where it says "here's a link." [sigh] Not there.

Jesus Christ,
VBS