Hi there,

In case you didn't notice, yesterday we put up a little advanced looksie at our new, completely revamped, mind-blowingly-faster-and-easier-to-deal-with website. It's in the top-right viewscreen next to the big player, just scroll up and check it out. Seriously, there's no reason you should still be hanging around here. The party's up in html-land.

OK, now that the thrill-seekers are out of here, let's get down to business. Today in North Korea, VBS takes a tour of the captured USS Pueblo and gets a lesson in just how big of imperialist assholes we all are, and on Epicly Later'd, the John Cardiel saga pummels forward apace and—actually, you know what? Fuck this. You could have watched the entire Korean episode by this point. Quit jacking around and go to the new site. Look, we'll even put a link to it down here. There.

Bye,
VBS